Our Mission is to Get Rich and Famous, we do not want to "make a difference" we dont want to "save the world" We literally just want to get money and buy cool cars and fuck hot bitches.

We are completely useless at real jobs and at this point completely unemployable, so like any group of edgy military aged men we will turn to the internet in an attempt to make it.

We use the cheapest quality merch, highest quality child labor, and steal almost every design for our merch from someone else, and you cant stop us.

I hired a fucking Indian kid to make this website and he just scammed me so I had to make it myself. Now Im out hundreds and pissed off while typing this.

God Forgives the GewnSkwad Doesnt
- GoonerGooch - God Emperor / Founder / CEO / CFO / COO / CMO / Operations Manager / Co Owner / Owner / Merchandise Director / Nepotism Baby